Pathan poetry
Golden Words written on “Riksha”.
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Qismat Aazma chuka hun
Muqaddar aazma raha hun
Kisi be-wafa ki khatir
Riksha chala raha hun.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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