Santa: I`ve been sending emails
Santa: I`ve been sending emails to William Shakespeare.
Banta: William Shakespeare is dead.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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wo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let`s fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We`re new here," says the second one. "It`s dark out, and we don`t know where to look. We`d better wait until the other bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere."
He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"
The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building over there?
"Yes," the other bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn`t."
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Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu
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Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye
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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar: Batao Is Dunya Ka Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yara Ab Hum Apni Tareef Khud Kese Ker Sakta Hai.. :-)
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Sardar: Acha Batao Sab Se Be-Emaan Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yaaaar, Ab Hum
Tumhara Naam Lega To Tum Hum Se
Naraz Ho Jaye Ga.. ;-p :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”
Executive: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”
Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
Executive: “How did you load the sheet?”
Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband:I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I’m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband:OK,I’m wrong!
Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Papu-here it is sir,Teacher-where?
I cant c it
Papu-sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)