Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by sana (few years ago!) / 817 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

pathan new york gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
.
Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Why are hurricanes normally

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go, they take your house and car with them.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
pathan & kela

Pathan :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

Admi: Is ko cheel to lo.

Pathan: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
COINCIDENCE?

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”

PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua.

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the. 

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?

Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Nanga Agaya

1 Sardar Naha Raha Tha
1 Larki Darwaze Pe I
To Sardar Aise Hi Bahir Aa Gaya

Larki:
Uf Toba Kuch To Pehen Lo
Sardar Bhag Kar Andar Gaya Or Chapal Pehan Aya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband wife dinner ke liye

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.

Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?

Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 admi adhi rat ko

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
“begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”

begum:”1 dum”
admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naswar

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga

PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Galti ho gayi..

Pakistani: Mera beta

Khan SAB platform par khare ..

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wa..

Behan, bartan saaf karne ke ..

School Na Jane Ka Bahana

Santa ne ek Gadda khoda

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook