1Sardar aur Pathan ko
1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 800 views
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