1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 732 views

Apni billi ko lekar exam

GOLU apni billi ko lekar exam dene ja raha tha.
MOLU:-ye billi ko lekar kha ja rhe ho.?

GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?

GOLU:-"CAT" ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chat per so rhe the

GOLU & MOLU Raat ko Chhat Pe So Rahe The
MOLU to GOLU - Yaar Maachis Kahan Pe Hai?
GOLU: Teeli Jala k Dekh Le Yahi Hogi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Larkion ko I love you

Boy 1: Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

overtime

Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon…

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)