Police wala
Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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