A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views

Murghi ko kaway se howa pyar

1 Murghi ko Kaway se pyar ho geya,

jb Murghay ko pta chala tou wo murghi k pas gaya r bola k muj my kia kami hai?smart hon kaway sy ziyada khobsurat hon tmhari bradari ka hon?

Murghi: Me tmhary jezbat ki qadar krti hon,lakin wo air force my hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bania market jata hai underwear

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

by lescol (few years ago!)

Those who r too smart

Those who are too smart

to engage in politics

are punished by being GOVERNED

by those who are dumber.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan:Tm ne mujhe dokha dia ha
Dukandar:Sir mai nay apko asli radio dia hy.
Pathan: Radio par MADE in JAPAN hy,
or ON kro to kehta hai ye radio pakistan hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)