2 MOLVI

aik molvi “yaar meri bhens sokhi hoi ghass nahi khati or doodh bi nahi deti”. dosra molvi “bhens ko hara chashma pehnao,who sokhi ghass ko hara samaj kar kha jaye gi”

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