aik molvi “yaar meri bhens sokhi hoi ghass nahi khati or doodh bi nahi deti”. dosra molvi “bhens ko hara chashma pehnao,who sokhi ghass ko hara samaj kar kha jaye gi”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 1098 views

Phoolon k haar

Opration se pehlay docter ne phoolun k har mangwae
mariz:ye kis lye?
Dockter:mera pehla opration hai agr kamyab howa to mere lye warna tere lye

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

The New Employee Stood Before The Paper

The New Employee Stood Before The Paper Shredder Looking Confused. "Need Some Help? "

A Secretary Asked. "Yes, " He Replied. "How Does This Thing Work? " "Simple, " She Said, Taking The Fat Report From His Hand And Feeding It Into The Shredder. "Thanks, But Where Do The Copies Come Out? "

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.

Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer and tech support

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)