DOUBLE-CLICK
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 897 views
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