Saboot to utha lo
Aik marasi police station ki diwar k sath peshab kar raha tha.
Police ne pakar liya
jb use le jane lage to wo bola:mola khush rakhe, saboot tay chuk lo.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 841 views
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