Ladki-parso me tume rakhi
Ladki-parso me tume rakhi bandhne ayi thi, par tumne nhi bandhwai, q?
boy-Agar me tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya bandhwayegi
ladke mahan he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 779 views
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