Son: Papa aaj meri Miss
Santa’s Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne aisa sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf Merey paas tha.
Santa: Oye Shabash puttar, kya sawal tha?
Son: Ye class main PAAD kis ne Mari?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views
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Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass But,
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Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana Hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
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