Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar
Pathan: Murree Ja Raha Hun,
Rasty Me Bivi Ko Khaai Me Gira Dunga.
Sardar: Phir To Tu Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar..
Usay Bhi Gira Dena.
Pathan: Yara Agar Tum Bura Na Many To
Usay Wapsi Me Gira Dun..?? :-) :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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