Funny Girlriend to Funny

Funny Girlriend to Funny Boyfriend: Mera Dulara ,Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chona, mera sweet gulgula. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo ji Bolo.

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

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