Sardar Jee and Pray

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 949 views
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