Me nai chahta
Father:me nai chahta k meri beti ki puri zindagi gadhe k sath guzre
boy:is lye to me is lye yahan se le jana chahta hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 732 views
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain
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