013:” wife..
Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1144 views

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest sea,
walk on coal, just for you.

Girl: Can you come to meet me?

Boy: Abi to sardi bohat hai ammi nikalnay nhi den gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris Where u go
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother
Kid: no
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before

Papa: Ullu da Pattha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain

Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain :
Beta Aik Acha Sa Jhoot Bolo
Agar Mujhe
Pasand Agaya To Main Tumhien Paanch Rupay Doon Ga

Bacha Masoomiat Se :
Yeh Lo ! Abhi To Das Rupay Kahay Thay …. !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi

Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Malik "Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai?".
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"Sir ye anda aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

X-RAY

Doctor: X-RAY Me Aap Ki Haddi Tooti Hoi He Mareez: Chalo Shukar He X-RAY Me Hi Tooti He Agar Assal Me Tooti Hoti To Kaafi Kharcha Hota :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)