Begam ek cup garma-garam

013:” wife..
Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
do
jara..
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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