Kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 756 views
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Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
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uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi,
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi
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