Ek kitab likho hai
BHIKARI-maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai
paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir-to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho
BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN
TARIKA HAI.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 876 views
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