Naya Generation
Baap-bete se
Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna
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Kuchh din ke baad
Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya
Beta- babulal, tune apne baap hone ka haq kho diya hai
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