Mai Cpu Hu Ab Bol
GOLU school me hans raha tha
MOLU chup kar
GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?
MOLU-mai monitor hu
GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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