Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki
Boyfriend:
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki
Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar
'Khud Kushi' kar Raha hun.. =/
... ... Girlfriend:
Achha.. 1 White Suit to Dila do,
13vee pe Kya Pehnungi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 869 views
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