Khofnaak waqiya

Khofnaak waqiya

Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..

wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha

MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 817 views
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