Once a Parrot took his pregnant
Once a Parrot took his pregnant wife 2 operation room 4 delivery..
after n hour doctor comes out
Parrot : kya hua ?
.
Dr (laughingly) : Popat hua
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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