Patient to Nurse
Patient to Nurse: I Love You.Indian Jokes
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!
Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 608 views
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