Girlfriend Pe Shayari
Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,
Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main...”
Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1531 views
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