Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful?
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 610 views
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Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..
Forward kiya to chutiya..
Save kiya to haraami..
Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..
Reply kiya to bharwa..
Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..
Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..
Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..
Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy
pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,
lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo, Aur Woh
Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To Jaan Lo, K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: mai tere mobile se apni girl friend ko sms bheju,
dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No yar, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Samajhne ki Koshish karo.
Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.
Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.
Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.
Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?
Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Malik:
jaldi se koi khali rakshaa laao. Pathan
Nokr kafi der bad aaya aur bola shb,
koi raksha nhi mila jo nazr aya kocha
1 admi zarur beatha nzr aaya.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Exam Me Ek Larki Larky Se:
"Excuse Me Bhai Jaan."
Larka Ghusse Se:
Paper Ny Pehly Hi Pagal Kiya Hua Hai,
Ek Tum Confuse Kerny Aa Gain,
Ya Bhai Kaho
Ya Jaan Kaho.. ;-) :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla,
Iphone bhi China Wala Tha…
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check-up.
The eye sspecialist shows the letters ‘CWXQSAZ’ to the Russian.
Doctor: Can you read this?
Russian: Read? I even know this guy..!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)