1 pathan apne kutty k Sath film

1 pathan apne kutty k Sath film SHOLAY dekhne gaya

HERO ne kaha BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna

PaTHAN khara ho kar
bola kutty ka ticket lia
hai tera baap bhi nache ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views
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