Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the.
Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the..
1st- Kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Lahore se
... 1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun... Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Iqbal town
1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...
1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun ye batao street 2 se kis ke ghar se arahe ho?
2nd- Basheer sahab ke ghar se
1st- Wahaan se to main bhi araha hun aacha ye batao kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang aake kaha akhir tum dono ho kaun??
Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hain, ,,, time pass kar rahe hai..... app kahan say hen?
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