Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the.

Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the..

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2nd- Lahore se

... 1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun... Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
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1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...

1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun ye batao street 2 se kis ke ghar se arahe ho?
2nd- Basheer sahab ke ghar se
1st- Wahaan se to main bhi araha hun aacha ye batao kahaan jaa rahe ho?

Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang aake kaha akhir tum dono ho kaun??

Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hain, ,,, time pass kar rahe hai..... app kahan say hen?

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