Ek rat husband ny wife se pani
Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya
Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi
Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye
Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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