Pathan 2 Sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar:
5 Janvaron K Naam Batao Jo Pani My Rehty Hen
Sardar: Fish
Pathan: Theek Hy Or Batao
Sardar: Fish Ki Ammi,Abu,Bhai Or Behn Pathan: Shabash…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1595 views
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