You Did Not Close Your Eyes When
Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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.
.
....
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The
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