Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.
Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 731 views

Joke But ReaL

Joke But ReaL
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8 DiN MaiN GoLi Ka NiSHaN Mitanay Wali Super CreAM Market Main AagAE?
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Malala BEATY CreAM:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere ka

Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere kaan me koi gunguna raha he..

Dr- Tumhe aisa kab lagta he..?

Santa- Jab mai kaan me walkman sunta hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are you Joking

Girl: Ur Name..??
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Boy: Black Lion..
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Girl: Are you joking..??
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Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
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Girl: soft Underwear..
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Boy: Are you joking..??
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Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees
Molvi. Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya
Molvi. Ama miya baki paise to le jao

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher Student

Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)