Main Tumhari Double Insult



Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 773 views
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Dedicated to All boys

Dedicated to All boys:
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“Apki kahani humari zubani”
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag baat hai..
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Aap smart hai,
koi manta nai hai alag baat hai..
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta nai alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
koi karta nai alag baat hai..
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Apki bezzati ho rahi hai..
Aap phir bhi ye post padhke hass
rahe
hai..
‘kya baat hai’…

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Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein

Principal:
Aap Kon?
... ......
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada

Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai......

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Maine Poocha Chand se...

Kabhi Dekha hai Mere Yaar sa Haseen.....

Chand bola....

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Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
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//”/\ Oh Teri
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Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

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3. TB no 1

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5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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bachi ; to ap apni hony
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OO TERI

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Height of Insult on FB *
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GirL : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts &
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aLL..!!! " :-P :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
GF kay paas jata

Sardar apne GF kay paas jata

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Husband wife lar rahe the
husband:tu kutti
wife: tu kutta
pas betha un ka acha bola:tommi

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A Man Had An AccidentIn His New BMW

A Man Had An Accident
In His New BMW
When Cops Arrived,
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..."Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "
Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You R So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"
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Left Arm N Yells . . .
"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX"

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