Pathan pailat
Pathan:me bara ho k pailat banun ga.
Maan :mujhe kaise pata chale ga k ye mere bete ka jahaz hai.
Pathan:hum ghar k opar se guzarte howte 2 3 bomb phaink dia kare ga.
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