How to Control Anger
Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?
Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views
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