Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay

Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Santa:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views
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Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
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Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you"
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Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.

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Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to

Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.

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Shaadi se pehle shadi ke baad

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Abbreviation SMS



BOYS stands for

B: BADMASHIYON mai sab sai agay
O: OLLU ki tara raat mai jagay
Y: YARIYIAN nebhaye jaan laga ke
S: SHAREEF sirf maa baaf ke samnay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar: I really like u.

Sardar:
I really like u.
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Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?
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Lo kar lao gal,
friendship hoi nae,
farmaeshaan shuru.

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Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
PaKisTan Me LoGo

PaKisTan Me LoGo k
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ApNe kaaM Sy kaaM rakhna....!!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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