Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band.

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Malik "Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai?".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 754 views

wrong number

A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium. He asked ” What is the condition?” He fainted after What he heard…. Guess What the reply was?? It is… 7 are already out… 3 more will be out by Lunch…
and… The First one was a DUCK…

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Due To Rain , No Match

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

student

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

The name Bond

In the chemistry paper one student asked from another about the blank no 3.

the teacher was also standing there so he was trying to whisper but the other student cannot hear it clearly..

So he said loudly my father name is Bond and I guess the covalent was my Grandfather...
And the teacher said then you must be the covalent Bond ..
hahaha
:D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Fevistick Ya Lipstick

Chaman: Papa, aaj mummy ko kya hua itna chup kyun baithi hai?

Papa: Kuch nahi beta, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi meine fevistick de di….Chutki Mein Chipkaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)