Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai
Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
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