Alllah bachay
Allah Bachaye!
Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.
Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.
Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.
Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
by Razzi (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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