To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.

Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 850 views
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