Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 583 views

Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo

Teachr:
Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka
Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil
Ki Tarhan Bana Dia?

Students:
Adnan SAMI…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Which soap do u use?

Dr: Which soap do u use?
Sardar: Bajrang da soap

DR: paste ?
SARDAR: Bajrang da paste,

DR: shampooo?
SARDAR: Bajrang da shampoo

Dr: Is Bajrang an international company?
Sardar:No.. Bajrang is my room mate

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baji bhooka hoon,

Faqeer:

Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer:Baji number likh lo jab pak jay to misscall de dena,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple

Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:

The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Boy was driving

A Boy was driving a car. A fat girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted,
"Hey Bhains"

Girl turned back n shouted..
"tu hoga gadha, kuta shakal daikh apni bandar khein k''

Suddenly girl ka accident hogaya...

Usko road pe aik bhains ne takkar mari thi :( :p

MORAL:

"LARKIAN kbi pori baat nhi suntien ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)