nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha, mainey do dishen banaaney ka mahaarat haasil ki hai, ek murghi ka salan aur ek gajar ka halway. aaj aap ke liye meiney yeh donon banaai hain.
Mian: bohot khoob. ab yeh batao, inn mein sey murghi ka saalan kaun sa hai aur gajar ka halwa kaun sa?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 951 views

Phatan in bus

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

True Politicial Story

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.

Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."

Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chicken

Psychiatrist: "What`s wrong with your brother?"
Sister: "He thinks that he`s a chicken,"
Psychiatrist: "I see. And how long has he been acting like a chicken?"
Sister: "Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs."

Psychiatrist: "What`s your problem?"
Patient: "I think that I`m a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "And how long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Larki ki Setting

Biwi: Mere khayal main hamari beti ki kisi Larkay k sath Setting ho gai hai...

Husband: Woh kese?

Biwi: Kyon k woh kafi dino se Balance k Paise nahi maang rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Conductor:- Bus Stop

Conductor:- Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna He, Utar Jao?
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Girl:- 2 Minutes Roko me Kapde Utar Rahi Hu....
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Sabhi Ne Piche Dekha,
wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)