Tumne Dn me Chori Karne
Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1045 views
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Santa: Yes I married her....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aaik pathan darwaza khol k naha raha tha
kisi ne poocha LaLa aisa kion karte ho ?
Pathan : yara ham ko shak he khamein darwaze ke neechey se koi dekhta he…….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Sardar G Kahin Ja Rahe Thay
K Dewar Pe Parha
PARHNE WALA Kutta
Sardar G Ko Bahoot Ghussa Aaya
Tou Mita Ker Likh Diya
Likhne Wala Kutta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Doctor - Jab apko pata tha chhipkali apke Kaan me ja rahi hai,... to aap chup kyo the?
Patient - Pehle cockroach gaya tha, maine socha use pakadne ja rahi hogi. Isiliye main chup thi.
Par yeh toh cockroach ko khake andar so hi gaya. Isiliye nikalne aya hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein Ek Seat Par Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha Tha,
Logon Ne Bohat Minnate Ki Magar Woh Na Mana Aur Bola: “Khan Ka Zuban Ek Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nahi Badlega”
Ek Shakhs Ye Sab Dekh Raha Thha Vo Pathan Ke Pass Gaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Bola To Pathan Forn Uthkar Agli Seat Par Beth Gaya
Log Hairan Ho Gaye Aur Uss Shakhs Se Pucha Ke Tumne Ussey Kya Kaha Jo Woh Maan Gaya.
Admi Ne Kaha: “Simple Mene Puchha, Khan Sahab Aap Kahaan Jaoge?”
To Pathan Ne Bataya: “Dubai”
To Maine Kaha: “Dubai Ki Seet Agli Hai, Yeh To Australia Ki Seat Hai.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)