Sardar
American says " In America, marriages can happen with Emails...."
Sardarji "In India, marriages happen with fe-mails.... !!!"
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 960 views
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Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye he
1 Banda train me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
“Molvi sab,
aap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha
Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?
Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Happy Puttar day!
Is din hr baap ko apne
Puttar ki yad ati ha.
Is liy mjhe b tumari yad
i Ab ye sms mjhe hi send
kr k abu k sath begerti na
krna,
MIss U beta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary
1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.
2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)
by Razzi (few years ago!)
1 aadmi dinner k waqt apne bete se gusse mai bola gadhe KARELE kha lamba hoga..
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kitchen se wife sharmate huye boli
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AAP BHI KHAIYE NAA....:O:D:D:p
jise smj aaya thoko like
baaki saare pogo dekho..
Jalla~
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo
by imran (few years ago!)