School nahi jaonga
Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga. Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views
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Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo!!!
Boy: Behen ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi???
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Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
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If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.
Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl's Wish For Life Partner
I Don't Need Any Car
I Don't Need A Bungalow
I Don't Need Servants
I Don't Need Branded Clothes
I Don't Need Hi Class Food Either
But I Just Need A
" SINCERE " Life Partner
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Who Can Provide Me All These
by alone129 (few years ago!)
Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher : Children
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Santa: In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.
Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.
Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy
ADMI:Oe Sharam Kro! Neche MURDY Hain.
PATHAN:To Uper Konsa Hm Ne WORLD CUP Uthya Hua Hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)