Doctor k band clinic k agay

Doctor k band clinic k agay lambi line thi 1 Sardar bar bar line me ghusta Log usko pkr k pichey phenk datey.
Sardar:Lagay rho saalo, me b clinic nhi kholun ga!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1081 views
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