Funny Poetry
Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....
Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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Larki Doctor se:
Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur Mera Rung B Bohat Gora hai, Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?
Doctor:
"KUNDI"....
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.
"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."
"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"
"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.
"My wife is a zebra.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi beech me
aa jati Hai
MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Amazing MATHS MAGIC…
Zarur Try krna
259 x (Ur age) x 39 = ?
Try it & get
Surprise to c
de results
Aapki age 3 bar likhi nzar
Aayegi.
try karo.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Master Ji: Kal Meine Tujhe Gadhe Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Bola Tha,
Chal Dikha Kya Likha ?
Student: Master Ji, Jaise He Nibandh Likhne Ke Liye Pencil Lagai, Gadha He Bhag Gaya..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
boy-tumhari aankhain kitni haseen hai, girl-choro na,
boy-tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai,
girl-choro na aap bhi,
boy-abhi tak to chor hi raha tha...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan:me tmhare lye sb kuch chor dunga.
Girl:waldain bi
pathan:yes
girl:naswar
pathan:baji chalti pherti nazar aoo.shabash
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: When you yawn, you're supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What, and get bitten?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)