The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1035 views

Ya Allah Kiska Accident Hua Hai?

Sadak Ke Bich Mein Accident Hua Pada Thha Aur Bahut Bidh Ikathi Thi

Khan Ji Ko Dekhne Ka Moka Nahi Mil Raha Tha

To Khan Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur Zor Se Chillaya,

Jiska Accident Hua Vo Mera Baap Hai

Dur Hato, Ye Mere Daddy Hai
Bhid Piche Hati, Jagha Bani To

Khan Ne Dekha Ki
Ek Gadha Mara Pada Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.

Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One Missing Girl

George came home one day, very excited.
"Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!"

Jean responded "That must be that girl from number 32; no one likes her!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Mein ne M.A kiya hai

Pehla pagal: Tum ne kahan tak parha hai?
Doosra pagal: Mein ne M.A kiya hai, ab soch raha hoon Matric kar loon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

maan tumhara bhai itni dair se ro rha

maan tumhara bhai itni dair se ro rha hay tum ise chup kune nahi karate?

Bacha, “mujhe itni forsat kahan?”

maan, “to tum kya kar rehy ho?”

bacha main is se biscuit chin kar kaha raha hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)