take patient
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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Interviewer
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....
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Common Sense..
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Have."
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"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
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That's Non-Sense Which
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