Husbd: Darling, years ago u had

Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 695 views
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